Lunch Break Lock

Record: 163-155-4 (-3.4 units)

Recap:

Winner. I am the NBA Finals. I do not miss. I am on fire. I love basketball. Why does it have to end? I am seeing the game so clearly. Chet never had a chance. He was getting bodied and was missing everything. He was missing open looks from deep and he was missing dunks. It was splendid. He started the game with a quick four points but that was it. He didn’t make another shot the rest of the game. He was awful and it was perfect. The game was over in three quarters and now we get another game to bet on. I can’t wait for Sunday. Let’s stay hot until then.

Lock: Mystics/Dream U158 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I know I just bet against the Dream and lost but we have to sort of do it again. This line is too high. The Mystics aren’t great and we saw the Dream lose their shot in the final quarter against the Liberty. I will also be honest and say that the board is rough. I don’t touch the MLB on Friday’s so all I really had was the WNBA. I hated all the player props so I think I found the best bet on the board. I know what I am getting with this matchup and it is as simple as that. We just need some missed shots and that’s it. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U158 in Mystics’ 2/L2

U158 in Dream in 3/L4