Record: 163-156-4 (-4.4 units)
Recap:
Pain. I am done with the Dream. They have fucked me too many times. I fucking hate them. These teams couldn’t miss and that is really what it comes down to. Every game went over so I can’t be too mad at myself. Terrible still. I hate losing more than anything. I also do not enjoy losing in the WNBA because they aren’t good. It’s either an airball or the other teams just forgets to play defense for an open layup. It is brutal to watch but this is all we have. I need to turn it around. Fuck.
Lock: Sparks/Lynx U163 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I looked at the board and saw NRFI’s were getting trounced so I had to go here. I had to come back to the sport that fucked me last night. An under is due in the WNBA. We are due for shit basketball. I am begging both teams play defense. I am begging for no easy baskets. I am really not asking for much. I just want to see shit basketball. The Lynx are a wagon and I know they can stop the Sparks. We are simply due for an WNBA under and this is the spot. Nothing else to really say. We are due and this is the only pick on the board. Give me this pick. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U163 in Sparks/Lynx 4/L6
U163 in Lynx 7/L10