Record: 166-163-4 (-8.7 units)
Recap:
Loser. Fuck. I am in a state of free fall. I don’t know how to stop it. We had a great top half of the inning and then Fedde torched it. Two pitches into the bottom half of the inning and it was dead. Home Run. Such a joke. Such a sick fucked up joke. I jinxed the fuck out of myself. I said I was tired of losing to vig and now I am just dying outright. I am losing everything. I have nothing. I have absolutely nothing. I am crumbling. I don’t know what to do. Everything I touch turns to shit. It turns to absolute shit. Unbelieveable. I am trying everything. It hurts losing like this in this time of year because there is nothing you can do. You have to bet through it and you don’t have much to bet. Fuck.
Lock: Paul Skenes U1.5 Earned Runs 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am praying for a winner. I am praying for a winner with one of the best pitchers in baseball. Please Paul just do what you do best and shutout a dog shit team. Please. I am begging you. The Cardinals are shit. They didn’t score a single run yesterday and I don’t know how they can change that against Skenes. Skenes has looked great at home this season and now is going up against a cold team. Please. I am begging for one. Just give me one. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U1.5 Earned Runs Allowed in 3/L3 at home