Record: 168-163-4 (-6.9 units)
Recap:
Winner. I love pitchers. I love shit pitchers even more. This one was easy. Almost too easy. He gave up seven runs immediately and it was over. 7 runs in the 1st inning. It does not get better than that. He did go a little longer than I expected after the first inning but it was still easy. His pitch count was too high after the first inning for him to have a chance. This was such a sharp play. I followed the stats and took a line that was way too high. It was that simple. The only mistake I made was not putting more on it. This one was a real delight. Thank you Blue Jays for showing up and thank you Warren for being shit. Wonderful but I need a shitload more.
Lock: White Sox U3 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Taking a break from betting pitchers straight up. We are instead betting them as a collective to destroy one of the the worst teams in baseball. The White Sox blew it last night. They had a two run lead heading into the bottom of the ninth and absolutely blew it. How does one of the worst teams in baseball show up the next game after that? Not only that but they are still facing the best team in baseball. They can’t get up for this game. They have to be so depressed after that loss they can’t even hit the ball today. The Dodgers bullpen is going to come through. They gave up the runs yesterday but today they button it up and shut them down. Simple. I am betting on the best team in baseball and the defending champions to shutdown one of the worst teams in baseball. It is that simple. Give me this under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U3 in 5/L8
U3 in 13/L20 away from home