Lunch Break Lock

Record: 176-163-5 (+0.4 units)

Recap:

Winner. Fuckin winner. I am on one. I mean I can’t even explain what is going on. I am hitting like no other. I don’t know if I have ever been this hot. I am so hot. What another hit. TBC

Lock: Framber Valdez U6.5 Strikeouts 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

We are sticking with baseball. I am finding all of the baseball winners. I am going to a guy that fucked me but in a different way than what I am betting. Framber was getting all of the luck when we bet against his outs. We are now not dealing with the bullshit luck. He got the luck from double plays and not from strikeouts. We now want that bullshit to happen. I think this line is too high for how he has been performing recently. The Rangers are also one of the best team recently avoiding strikeouts. It’s the weekend and I like hitters on the weekend which helps this bet. Give me the Texas Rangers to torch this guy. Please torch him. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U6.5 in 3/L4

Texas Rangers lowest K% in baseball in L30