Record: 176-164-5 (-0.6 units)
Recap:
Loser. Why? Why does this guy fuck me every fucking time? I fucking hate him. He of course didn’t go over his pitching outs too. Fucking shite. The first four batters in this lineup were great. The bottom half were fucking atrocious. We had three fucking losers strikout twice against him. Duran, Heim, and Langford were all shit. Fucking dog shit. All three of them were fucking terrible. Half of these fucking strikeouts were strikeouts with the ball going in the dirt. You couldn’t make up that shit. I can’t believe this team is one of the best at avoiding strikeouts the last thirty games. It doesn’t make any sense because they are so shit. So fucking shit. The streak is over. The first loss of July and it doesn’t feel great. It feels pretty shit. I need to win again. I need that feeling again.
Lock: Logan Gilbert U17.5 Pitching Outs 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I don’t get it? Why is this line so high? I have to take it. He has only hit over this number this season once. He is now facing one of the best teams in baseball and he is away from home. This line makes no sense but you have to take it. It almost seems too obvious but it is so obvious that I have to take it. It is statistically too good to pass up. The Tigers can hit. They are going to hit off this fucker. He already pitched to them once this season and he didn’t hit over this number so they know how to hit off of him. I love it. This is the spot to start the streak again. We get going again and we get an under. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U17.5 in 10/L11
U17.5 in 1/L1 vs Tigers