Record: 179-164-5 (+2.1 units)
Recap:
Winner. Fucking winner. I am fucking on one. I do not miss. Even when they try to fuck me I don’t miss. She didn’t have a basket in the first half but she did turn into Jokic. She dished the ball like a mother fucker and although she only had one point she was alive because of her 4 assists at half. For some reason I never felt comfortable. I have watched this dumb ass league for too long to know I was never safe. I was never safe even with her making her first real basket with 40 seconds left in the third quarter putting her at 8 PA to start the fourth quarter. It then started to crumble in the fourth. This is the problem with basketball right now. These dumb fucking refs and these foul baiting pussies are ruinng this beloved sport. She started flopping and complaining and looked like prime SGA out there in the fourth. She was 2/6 and she still had 15 PA with five minutes left because of the dumb shit free throws. I was fucked and I was getting ready to lose it. Thank fuck she stopped doing anything. The refs had enough of her bullshit and stopped giving her calls and she didn’t do shit the rest of the game. Winner. Fucking winner. Brilliant. When she had 1 point at half I looked like a real genius. I still looked like a genius at the end but it was a little scary. We are staying hot and we are getting more. I love this.
Lock: Las Vegas Aces U87.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
We only have the WNBA. We will not stop fighting. I will not quit Underia. We need more and more and more. I love this pick. We are back to a TT. I know they have fucked me in the past but I am here to find a winner. I love this one. We have an older team on the decline that I believe will not score a shit ton of points. Dallas is going to play defense at home. The Aces have not hit over this number this year on the road. I think that is pretty good right? After seeing that stat how could I not take this bet? I think with this being the last game before the break an older team like the Aces will ship this one in. They know they are going to win this game and I think they cruise to a victory but don’t score a fuck load. I mean this is a lot of points for a team on the road. All we need is for Dallas team that is much younger to play an ounce of defense and I think they do. I love it. I love this pick. I love this spot. Give me another under here. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Averaging 80.3 points in L20
U87.5 in 11/11 this season on the road