Record: 181-168-5 (-0.1 units)
Recap:
Loser. Shit. Fucking shit. Singer was terrible. It was dead the moment he went on the mound. He was pretty solid this year in the first inning too so it hurts. It hurts a lot. We got through the Reds just for the Nationals to fuck me. It was never even a sweat in the bottom half of the inning. It was dead instantly. So shit. NRFI’s have been fucking terrible for me this year. I am just not hitting them. It hurts. it hurts a lot putting up the negative sign back on the record. It is going to be a battle down the stretch here. I have to be positive. I simply have to be.
Lock: Pirates U3.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
They got a win yesterday. Today they shit the bed against one of the best teams in baseball. Even when the Pirates won yesterday they didn’t hit over this number. They are one of the worst teams in the league and it isn’t because of their pitching. They can’t hit. I love Mize on the mound and I think he is going to put on a clinic against this shite team. It is the perfect spot for him to dominate. The bullpen will clean up the rest of the game and we get this under through. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U3.5 in 8/L10
U3.5 in 3/L4 vs Detroit