Lunch Break Lock

Record: 181-169-5 (-1.1 units)

Recap:

Loser. Shit. Terrible. Mize is shit and I will never trust him again. How the fuck was this guy an All Star? He was so fucking shit. He was terrible in the first inning and got away with it. He was just as bad in the second inning and I was fucked. I knew I was dead. This bet never had a chance because Mize who was an All Star couldn’t handle one of the worst teams in baseball. Shit. Fucking shit. I am starting to lose it again. I am playing the stats and the stats are fucking me. I am playing good situations and they are fucking me. I am getting fucked. It hurts even more watching the NRFI I had yesterday hit today. Even that fucker Framber didn’t show up today in terms of strikeouts which is infuriating because I chose this instead. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I miss winning.

Lock: Patrick Corbin U17.5 Outs 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I am firing straight. I am not doing anything stupid today. I filtered out my stats and picked the top one. That is it. No bullshit just the best bet statistically. Corbin hasn’t been going six innings this season. He hasn’t done so against the Athletics this season. It is really that simple. This line was great which scared me because maybe the matchup was bad but it wasn’t. He has already faced this team twice and didn’t go a full six innings. I had to take this bet. The stats are too good for it for how he is performing this season. He isn’t going long this season and he isn’t going long today. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U17.5 in 13/L18

U17.5 in 2/L2 vs the Athletics