Lunch Break Lock

Record: 0-0-0 (0.0 units)

Recap:

Loser. All that fight for that. All that fight to end negative. I waited five months for that. For fucking morons to fumble the football. Dipshits have one fucking job. Unbelievable. These guys aren’t fucking starters. They are fourth strings and they fumble the fucking ball. Their biggest game if their entire career and they fumble the football. I mean every degenerate is watching this game and they do that shit. Unbelievable. First fucking play and it was dead. That’s how we end the year. Fuck me. I guess this will also be a little summary of the year. A lot of ups and downs. At one point we were climbing to +20u and then at one point we got to -10u. Its the runs if gambling. I end off negative. Obviously I didn’t want this. Nobody wants this. It isn’t fun. Like I said I was at one point up 20u so to end negative a failure. That is on me. I will say I battled the entire year and I fought hard.

Lock: Giants/Mets NRFI 1u to win 0.8u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

We are going with a NRFI. A NRFI to start the year. We are keeping fucking simple. We are playing the matchups and we are playing the teams. These teams have been cold the past week. They haven’t hit the ball well recently and they aren’t going to hit it well tonight. I like the matchups for the pitchers on the mound. I think both of these guys can get it done. I also like the situation. Both teams are coming off of a day off and are going from east to west. I think the day off makes them start slow and I don’t think it helped a ton since they were traveling across the country. It is a simple play to the start the year. No bullshit just six fucking outs. Give me this NRFI. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

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