Lunch Break Lock

Record: 1-1-0 (-0.1 units)

Recap:

Loser. Shit. I’m not positive anymore. This shit sucks. I hate losing more than anything. You can’t make up how that lost. One fucking pitch. I mean, the Diamondbacks didn’t even get another hit for what three more fucking innings. Such bullshit. One fucking pitch. Fucking shit. I think that fucking outfielder could’ve caught the ball too if he sprinted for it. He jogged it out. It was barely over the wall. So shit. So poor. Fuck. Watching it live made it worse too. So fucking shit. Pain.

Lock: Tigers/Phillies NRFI 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

We aren’t done with NRFI’s. We are going to fight for another one here. We are going to the night game. I know these teams are good but we are going to get a clean inning. One clean inning. That is it. I feel like Sunday night games are always a little slower and I think with these pitchers they can get the job done. I didn’t like anything else on the board and this one really spoke to me. I saw it and I researched it and I fell in love. Both teams have been cold in the first inning recently as well. I want one inning. One inning of no bullshit. I am not asking for much. These pitchers are going to do their job. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Tiger shutout in the first inning in 4/L4

Phillies shutout in the first inning in 4/L4