Lunch Break Lock

Record: 2-6-0 (-4.2 units)

Recap:

Loser. Terrible. That’s it. I am done with football. I am done with football until there’s actual fucking football. This hurts because I can’t fucking stop losing. I am so shit. It is unreal. I hated losing to that fucking nepo prick too. He was getting shit on when he was going against starters and then popped off against the 3rd stringers. Terrible pick. I wanted early football and now I am done with it. Honestly, I am almost in way glad that I can be done with the preseason. I I thought I knew what I was doing, but I didn’t. This dog shit preseason was terrible. Not a single game has gone under. Six games go over and one pushes because of an injury. There was nothing I could have done but avoid this dog shit fucking sport. I got too excited about football and busted my load too early and now I’m facing the consequences. I’m negative and I’m on a losing streak and it’s fucking bad. We are early in the year, but I really have to turn it around. I have to find a fucking winner. I just have to.

Lock: Yusei Kikuchi U17.5 Outs 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Back to baseball. This is the only sport we have for the foreseeable future. I love this spot for this pick. I love this line for this pick. I love this matchup for this pick. Yusei hasn’t been consistently hitting this number this season. He hasn’t been hitting this number against the Tigers. I really love that he hasn’t hit it in his recent starts and they won’t let him go this long. It is oh so simple. You take the guy that doesn’t usually go this distance against this team and even in general doesn’t go this distance. You simply take it and that’s that. Nothing else. Nothing else to say. I have to win here and I have to trust the stats. That is it. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U17.5 6/L7

U17.5 in 3/L3 vs the Tigers