Record: 4-8-0 (-4.4 units)
Recap:
Loser. Fuck. Back and forth we go. Terrible fucking bet. It isn’t fun when you lose because of a lead off walk. Strider was lights out. I lost because of doghsit Holmes. He started the game asleep. It’s tough to win a NRFI when one of the fucking pitchers is asleep to start the game. Terrible first two at bats and that’s that. Of course he fixed it right after the run. Shit bet. NRFI’s got absolutely fucked. I have to look within on this loss. Do I take another NRFI the rest of the season? Why couldn’t I find a different bet today? Why am I like this? Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Lock: Mariners/Orioles U8.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Back to a basic under. I didn’t take it yesterday and I got fucked with the NRFI. So naturally now it is time to go back. I like both pitchers on the mound. The teams were fucking awful yesterday. They didn’t hit the ball and they aren’t gonna hit the ball today. Like I said I trust Gilbert. I trust Rogers. They will get the job done. Both teams are in a bit of a slump and I like both pitchers so it’s simple. My stats back it up. My analysis backs it up. I love it all. I need a winner. I need this one back. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Mariners U8.5 in 4/L4
Gilbert U8.5 in 4/L5
Orioles U8.5 in 4/L4
Rogers U8.5 in 5/L6