Record: 5-9-0 (-4.5 units)
Recap:
Loser. Same old terrible bullshit. A simply bad bet. He just didn’t have it. I went with the best pitcher in the entire world and he just didn’t have it. The twins got to him. They got to him pretty fucking quick. He was dead by the third inning. A joke. This shit was juiced too. Terrible pick. Dog shit. Back-and-forth we go on this dog shit fucking roller coaster. I can’t find a streak. It hurts. I just want to go on a run.
Lock: Aaron Civale U15.5 Outs 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
It’s Friday. It’s technically the weekend. I love hitters on the weekend. So I love this pick. Civale isn’t that good. He only went 10 outs last game. He is now going against the Royals who are red hot. They are one of the best teams in the last month against the right handed pitchers. They have scored more than five runs the past three games. They’re hot plain and simple and Civale isn’t that good. It is simple math. It’s the weekend. Civale had a bad last start. The Royals have been hitting the ball a lot recently. It’s as simple as that he’s not going to go more than five innings and that’s all I need. Give me this shit. Let’s start a fucking run. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U15.5 in 5/L8
Royals 5th best team against RHP L30