Lunch Break Lock

Record: 7-12-0 (-5.7 units)

Recap:

Loser. This isn’t fun anymore. Back-and-forth we go. I can’t find a run. I only run bad and I never run good. It is really a tough way to start the year. I can’t find a rhythm. This one started pretty solid. Started really good and the pitchers looked great . Then it all fell apart. It was a hit parade after the first few innings. Too many runs with two outs. Too many dog shit fucking pitches. Too much dog shit. Far too much dog shit. I don’t know what to do. I am trying everything. I should’ve went to a different game that I liked and of course hit. I went with this dog shit and I fucked it. Absolutely fucked it. Why did I fuck it? Because I’m shit. I need to get out of this funk. I need a fucking run.

Lock: Yusei Kikuchi U17.5 Outs 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

We are going back to a pitcher. We are going back to what worked with Gilbert. We’re betting against a pitcher that isn’t going a full six innings. Kikuchi isn’t that good. Reds are pretty decent. They’re in a fight for a playoff spot. They have to be going for it. They’re going to get to this pretty average pitcher. This line is too high. I got it at a great number. I love this spot. It’s a great rebound and a great bet after yesterday’s bullshit fucking loss. Give me this fucking under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U17.5 Outs in 8/L10

U17.5 Outs in 4/L5 at home