Record: 15-16-1 (-2.5 units)
Recap:
Loser. What a shit game. I was dead wrong. UNC is atrocious. I will never bet on them again. They couldn’t score which was great, but their defense was atrocious. I was completely wrong and Bill Belichick is fucking shit. His son is shit and he is shit. I don’t understand how his players couldn’t tackle. It was like they were offensive players trying to tackle for an interception return they were that bad. They were fucking atrocious. They couldn’t tackle and they couldn’t play defense. They were terrible everywhere. Everywhere. I mean TCU was running and it was the biggest gaps you will ever see in your life. This fucking guy won six Super Bowls. His team couldn’t play basic defense and understand the fundamentals of tackling. He was a defensive head coach. I hate how this fucker keeps making Tom Brady look even better. Belichick is fucking atrocious. All the bullshit on him was true. His girlfriend took over his entire life and he doesn’t know how to coach football. They looked like an FCS school. I couldn’t believe it. I didn’t have a chance with how bad UNC was even though it only lost by a touchdown. It’s a bad bet. UNC is shit and there’s nothing else to say. It’s only going to be one bad bet. We are onto tomorrow.
Lock: Yu Darvish U5.5 Strikeouts 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
We are back to the mound. We are looking to bounce back after whatever the fuck we watched yesterday. I like this bet. Darvish isn’t pitching great this season. He hasn’t pitched a lot because of the injury and I think this line is too high. This is a play on the stats and I am happy about it. He hasn’t been hitting over this number and he isn’t going to hit over this number today. I love getting a little break on the mound. I loved football this weekend but I needed a breather after yesterday. So what do we do today? We fire straight. Straight at the stats. The stats are going to pull through for me here. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U5.5 Strikeouts in 9/11 this season
U5.5 Strikeouts in 3/4 at home this season