Lunch Break Lock

Record: 18-19-1 (-2.8 units)

Recap:

Winner. It was perfect. It went exactly as I thought it would go. It was a little fucky in the first quarter but after that I was dead on it. The refs were calling the softest shit in the first quarter and it was fucking me. After that it was easy. There was defense. There was bad turnovers. There was missed field goals. It was perfect. It was a perfect divisional game and it went actually as I thought it would. It was a low scoring close game and it needed to be. It was destined to go this way. Unders killed it today. If I had one of the two over I would have lost it. I need this one to be an easy under. Massive way to start Sunday’s. I need more football. I am starving for more football. Give me all the football.

Lock: Cairo Santos U6.5 Kicking Points 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

We did it. We survived the weekend but just barely. We only had one win so we really need one here tonight. I love this pick. I think this line is too high. I can’t remember the last time I took a kicker prop so I can’t remember how either great or awful they are. I love this spot for this one. Ben Johnson is coming from the Lions who had the biggest balls last season and wouldn’t settle for field goals. He is going to bring that here in their season opener. He isn’t going to kick the ball. He is going to go for all of it every time. I also don’t think Santos is a complete ace of a kicker and can fuck it up here and there. The Vikings also have a solid defense which should limit the amount of times they kick field goals. Soldier Field also isn’t a walk in the park for kickers. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U6.5 in 6/L6

U6.5 in 6/L9 at home