Record: 24-21-1 (+0.5 units)
Recap:
Winner. Easy fucking winner. That is how you come back and fight after a loss. I got destroyed yesterday and now I come back with an easy fucking winner. The line was simply too high. I know I hate on Jeanty, but he really isn’t that bad. This line was just too high for a rookie. The Raiders didn’t give him that many attempts and he wasn’t on the field a lot so it didn’t make sense why this line was so high. We have to remember that this guy is still a fucking rookie. They can’t be putting his line so high. It’s great for me, but it makes zero sense. We also have to remember that he played in the Mountain West last year and now he’s playing against some actual professionals. Again, not hating on him because he’s still a decent player, but the line was too high. That’s how you end off Week 2. I need to carry this momentum to the rest of the season because I want a whole lot fucking more.
Lock: Casey Mize U4.5 Hits Allowed 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Back to the mound. I love this pick. I trust Mize. The Guardians are shit and realistically are out of the playoffs. They really have nothing to play for. They just played against the White Sox and they couldn’t hit for shit. I don’t know how they can hit here against Mize in Detroit. Mize has pitched really well against them in the past. He’s been pretty solid so far this season. I know it’s a low number but for this spot, I love it. A team that is devastated being the first team out of the playoffs and fighting for something they won’t get. Even with this low of a number I still trust him. The Guardians can’t fucking hit. They couldn’t hit against the fucking White Sox and that coldness is going to show up here again. It makes perfect sense. I am not overthinking it and I’m taking an easy fucking under. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U4.5 HA in 5/L8
Guardians are 30th in the league against RHP