Record: 24-23-1 (-1.5 units)
Recap:
Loser. Unbelievable. Heartbreaking. How the fuck did this lose? To start the fifth inning the line was 1.5. 1.5. How the fuck did that just lose? We get killed in the fifth inning absolutely killed. Three runs. I’m pretty much dead at that point, but of course it had to tease me. It had to fucking tease me before it bent me over and fucked me in the fucking ass. So fucking shit. The Braves absolutely fucked me in the ninth inning. They threw out that shitter fucking Dunning. He was so fucking shit. Gave up a hit by bitch. He fucked me every single fucking way. He was a fucking disaster. And then we get a chance to turn a double play and they fuck it up. Even the announcers said they fucked it up. And that’s what cost me. That’s what fucking cost me. One fucking run. What a fucking joke. They fucked me. They really fucked me. Two fucking innings. I can’t believe they teased me like that. We get killed in baseball this week. I fucking hate baseball. Get me back to fucking football. Fuck Fuck. Fuck.
Lock: Malik Washington U14.5 Longest Reception 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Thank fuck for football. Nothing beats football. Nothing beats football in the fucking world. It makes you forget about all your problems and I fucking love it. What it really makes me forget is how bad of a loss yesterday was. I need a winner today. We are going with a shit can to not perform. This is do or die for the dolphins. They can’t have a role playing receiver get a lot of touches. All these passes are going to go to Hill and Waddle. Washington isn’t going to get any looks. He hasn’t really been getting any this season. When you look at the numbers, he got a lot of targets in Week 1, but that was in garbage time. He got two more targets when Zach Wilson was throwing. McDaniel‘s job is on the line so they can’t afford a blowout. I don’t expect to see Zach Wilson on the field. These divisional games just have to be close right? This line is too high for this mid ass receiver. He can get all the 5 yard catches he wants but he’s not getting past 10. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U14.5 LR in 2/L2 this season
U14.5 LR in 2/L2 vs Buffalo