Record: 27-24-1 (-1.7 units)
Recap:
Loser. Pretty much just as bad as Friday night. It was shit. I have to be better than this. But with these picks sometimes I don’t know how I can be better. These offenses weren’t really that great to start. The special teams just fucked me right in the ass. Start the game with a long ass fucking return by the Commies. The Commanders kept getting great returns. Then these fuckers run back a touchdown off a punt. Then these fuckers get a 50 yard run because the Raiders forget how to tackle. It was dead after that. I think it really does look worse than it really should have been. I think once this Raider team gets out of these games and they just give up on defense. Special teams disaster. Shit pick. It sucks. I have to be better. There were unders on the board. Hurts to lose. It always hurts to fucking lose. Fuck.
Lock: Jake Bates U7.5 KP 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
This is a tough matchup to find an under. I’m not going to lie about it. We know what both these teams can do. I found the bet. I found the under. We took a kicking bet, not too long ago in the Week 1. That was with Ben Johnson. Where is Ben Johnson from? Detroit. He learned all of his gutsy plays going for it on 4th down from this fucker. They’re not kicking fucking kicks in Baltimore. Dan Campbell knows he has to score touchdowns to win this game. Not only does he have to score touchdowns he might have to go for two a lot of the fucking time. They can’t settle for field goals. It isn’t a terrible weather night, but there is a little bit of wind and that should help. I just don’t see Dan Campbell going for field goals in this game. I don’t see it happening. He has to know that he has to go for touchdowns against this Ravens team with that offense. This has to be a touchdown to touchdown game. It can’t be a touchdown to field goal game. He has to go for it all. He’s going go for it all every fucking drive. He’s going to go for it on fourth down and he’s not going to give up. This fucker also missed one last week so Dan can’t have too much faith in him. We are getting this fucking under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U7.5 in 4/L5
Ravens 8th Kicking Point Defense