Record: 26-26-1 (-2.7 units)
Recap:
Loser. I am once again lost for words. I don’t know what to say. Where do I even begin? We look great for three fucking quarters. Fucking great. The line was I think 5.5 to start the fourth quarter. It might’ve actually been 4.5. Yet we are sitting here in shit. Absolute shit. Derek Henry fucked me. He absolutely fucked me. That was the one thing that couldn’t happen. The one fucking thing. The Ravens are going to drive down or even fucking punt and I’m still fine. I’m still fine because the Lions could then get the field goal with two minutes left get a stop and game over. Nope that fucking piece of shit had to fumble. I was right there. They got that field goal and it was stillunder. I was still in it. I was still in it and all I needed was one fucking Ravens stop. One Ravens stop or the Lions win with class and run out the clock. Nope. That fucking prick Montgomery had to run it in. Even Jared Goff wanted him to fucking get on the ground. Unbelievable. How the fuck do I lose there? Seriously. They were going for it on every fourth fucking down. They were doing everything I thought they would do. And yet, I am still sitting here in shit. Terrible fucking loss. Look at that score too. I had the one under that probably should have fucking hit. The one fucking under. Fucking shite.
Lock: Tigers/Guardians U3.5 in F5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I have to shake it off. I have to let it go. I’m still very triggered from yesterday, but I have to let it go. We are now back to baseball. I got rinsed by it last week and I forgot it was actually heartbreaking too so hopefully this one won’t be heartbreak. I love this pick. This is essentially a playoff game. The Guardians are fighting for the wildcard, even though I ruled them out of the wildcard a couple weeks ago, and the Tigers are fighting to stay alive in the division and even in the playoffs. They are in a massive slump. They can’t hit the ball and they now might not make the playoffs. Not only that but I love the pitching matchup. I love Skubal. I can’t help myself. I know he’s fucked me, but I still fucking love him. I love this fucker on the mound. Like I said, the Tigers have been struggling. They have not been hitting the ball great. We have Williams on the mound for the guardians. He can get the job done in five innings. That’s all I’m asking for. We’re only going for five fucking innings. The situation is perfect for this under. The nerves are going to get to them and we’re going to get this through. The stats also love this pick. They absolutely love it. The matchup and how they’ve been hitting recently all the stats point to this under. We need to get this underthrough. We need to have this under. We need to
Unbiased Stats:
Tigers U3.5 in 5/L7
Guardians U3.5 in 5/L7
Tigers/Guardians U3.5 in 6/L6