Record: 29-26-2 (0.0 units)
Recap:
Winner. Not even fucking close. He had one pass that was 30 yards and other than that it was fucking easy. He’s not fucking good. I don’t understand why this line was so high. 40 yards was an absolute joke of a line. He couldn’t throw the deep ball. They played great defense down the field. It was a perfect bet. You never really clear with this bet, but Oregon State with the lead they weren’t going to take any shots down the field. It was perfect. Nothing else to say. I found a terrible line and I took full advantage of it. It was splendid. I want so much more. I need so much more.
Lock: UCLA/Northwestern U46.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Here we go. Saturday football. College football. I love it. I love this bet too. We have two shit teams that can’t fucking score but should be able to play defense. Because these offenses are so fucking shit these defenses should be good enough to get some stops. I love this pick. UCLA is gonna be rusty after the coach got fired. They are going to be a mess on offense. They aren’t going to do shit on offense. Northwestern’s defense is good. Their offense is not good. This is so simple. This number is too high for this spot for these two teams. I don’t think they get over 40. I think it’s very low scoring. Very shit football. Give this fucking under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in UCLA’s 4/L5
Under in UCLA’s 7/L10 on the road