Record: 30-26-2 (+0.9 units)
Recap:
Winner. Easy fucking winner. What’s happening? Exactly what should be happening. Two easy winners back to back. The stats are statting. My reads are reading. It’s all working out just as it should be. This one was easy from start to finish. Northwestern was just pounding the rock and killing time. UCLA was shit for the majority of the game. They got enough stops to keep this a lower scoring game. It was all working out. We even got a missed kick. A missed kicked after a long ass Northwestern drive. There really isn’t much else to say. It went exactly as I thought. The long drives and good defense made it simple. A small amount of worry at the end for a possible overtime, but we still had a good enough cushion so I was never really worried. It was a splendid bet. An absolutely splendid bet.
Lock: Packers/Cowboys U47.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Here we go. I waited for the night game. I wanted primtime because I hated all the other games. This was by far the best bet on the board. We have the matchup of the day. We have the Parsons bowl. Both defenses have to show up. Both defenses have to prove themselves. This is their spot to show up and put on a performance. The Cowboys defense has to show up even though they haven’t been great. They have to show that they didn’t need Parsons. The Packers defense has to show up and fight for Parsons. The defenses have to show up. I think this number is too high and I love this fucking under. All signs point to this game being dominated by the defenses. The money is with me. We are going to get defense, defense, and more defense. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U47.5 in Packers 5/L5
U47.5 in Cowboys 3/L4