Lunch Break Lock

Record: 33-29-2 (+0.6 units)

Recap:

Loser. Fucking shit. How the fuck does that lose? How does it lose? Because of absolute bullshit. I had that one. I had that one and it should’ve won. Looking at the score, it doesn’t seem like it was gross, but it was most definitely gross. It should have hit. We got fucked by BYU’s offense. BYU’s defense or was he elite . West Virginia’s offense was dog shit. I didn’t take into account BYU’s offense. Fuck them. They fucked me right in the fucking ass. We were looking great with three point’s in the first half. A three point first half and it was looking splendid. BYU got the ball with two minutes left and… then it went to shit. I don’t remember the last time I’ve seen a pitch get what almost feels like intercepted. A fucking lateral tipped behind the line giving West Virginia the ball on the two. How do I predict that? How do I predict that shit? I can’t. I had the right read in BYU’s defense dominating West Virginia. That was the right read. That’s what happened. But BYU’s offense fucked me because then they fumbled again in the second half and it was over. They fumbled again in the second half on their 30 and it was over after that. BYU’s defense put on a clinic it was dead after that. Dead because of BYU’s offense. I don’t know what else to say. I can’t predict that shit. I had the right read. Fuck.

Lock: George Kirby U17.5 Pitching Outs 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Here we go. Bounce back needed today. So obviously we are going on a Saturday to… Ppayoff baseball again. I’m addicted to playoff baseball. I also love this bet. We’re going to a prop. Kirby isn’t going this deep. We’re going with Kirby in Seattle to not go a full 6 innings. Listen to that. He has to go a full six innings for us to lose. In the playoffs a full six. Not only that, but he has to do it to the Tigers, who have dominated him in his recent starts. The Tigers are also hot. They were able to hit the ball against the Guardians in the do or die game and I think they’re going to continue that here in Seattle. I think they’re going to get to him in an inning or two and that’s all that has to happen. He’s not going to go a full six innings in the playoffs. That’s too much to ask for. He is simply not doing that and I don’t think Seattle will let him go a full six against Detroit. I’m getting a great line. I love the spot. I love everything about this bet. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U17.5 in 2/L3 at home

U17.5 in 3/L3 vs Tigers