Record: 34-29-2 (+1.5 units)
Recap:
Winner. That’s how you bounce back. I saw a line way too high, and I took full advantage of it. The Tigers got the job done. Kirby was shit. It was perfect. I don’t understand that line. Watch him pitch. He isn’t that good. He does have some good command and some good variety of pitches, but he isn’t that good for that high of a line. This shouldn’t even have been close. The Tigers were getting on base pretty much every inning. The only problem they had was that they kept swinging at fucking balls. I mean this guy was throwing so many balls and the Tigers kept swinging and it was costing me a lot of pitches. Not to mention the fucking umpire was also giving him a lot of calls. Still he didn’t go a full six. That’s how good of a bet it was. We knew if it was close that he was going to get pulled. He wasn’t going to go three times around against every batter. He gave up that two run home run and I knew it was over. He only lasted five innings. That’s it. Even with getting all of the brakes with the ball and the fucking ump he still couldn’t hit. Massive bounce back there, but I’m not done yet. I want to kill this weekend.
Lock: Dolphins/Panthers U45 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Here we go. Back to football. NFL football. The best sport in the entire world. I love the under. I love this spot. The Dolphins are coming off of a win on a short week. They are going to be exhausted on offense. Not only that, but they have to be devastated that they lost their best player on offense Tyreek Hill. That offense is going to take a massive hit with the injury. I don’t know who the fuck Tua is going to throw to now to bail him out. That offense is going to be a mess and I think the Panthers defense could get some stops. The Panthers offense is shit. Absolute shit. Look at that offense. How can you trust Bryce Young to do anything? He can’t do shit. He’s fucking shit. He’s isn’t going to do anything and the Dolphins defense is going to get enough stops. It all makes sense for this under. It’s the perfect situational matchup. It’s the perfect matchup looking at the baord. The money is with me. I love it all. Give me this fucking under period.
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Dolphins’ 4/L6 against NFC opponents