Record: All Time 34-25-1 8×4 4-25 Cash Flow +$1,476
Short Recap: Fuck me. Fuck my life. Another loss. I blame my circumstances on the loss. I was watching the game and after the first quarter someone next to me said “No way they score more than 215.” It was over no more than five minutes later after the start of the second quarter. I cussed them out and kicked them out immediately but it was too late. The damage was done. Need to focus up and be in a better environment for the next game.
Round 1: It’s Friday. I want to have a nice chill Friday. Therefore I am not going to overthink this pick. We are betting on a good team against a bad team. Simple. Padres -1.5. Pirates suck. The Padres are good. Pirates don’t need to win. The Padres are still in reach of the Dodgers but need these wins. It’s just simple. I want a nice relaxing game where the Padres demolish the Pirates. I want to be on the winning side of one of these monster MLB blowouts one time. I mean a day off at home vs a team that sucks and is traveling across the country. Please Padres. Let’s have some smooth sailing tonight.
San Diego Padres -1.5 vs Pittsburgh Pirates
Possible Bias: Padres have the best uniforms in the MLB so they can never lose.
Risk: $50
Odds: -103
Payout: $98.54
Super important, insightful, and unbiased stats:
Pirates are 1-4 in their last 5 Friday games
Pirates are 0-8 in their last 8 games following an off day
Pirates are 2-7 in their last 9 during game 1 of a series
Pirates are 7-20 in their last 27 games following a win
Pirates are 2-5 in the last 7 meetings
Padres are 5-0 in their last 5 when their opponent allows 5 runs or more in their previous game
Padres are 4-0 in their last 4 Friday games
Padres are 4-0 in their last 4 during game 1 of a series
Padres are 4-0 in their last 4 games following an off day
Padres are 7-1 in their last 8 games vs. a left-handed starterPadres are 10-1 in their last 11 games following a loss
Padres are 11-1 in their last 12 when their opponent scores 5 runs or more in their previous game
Let’s Sail Lads ⛵️
