Lunch Break Lock

Record: 38-34-3 (+1.0 units)

Recap:

Loser. I forgot how shit weekday football can be. Absolute bullshit. First quarter was great. They’re always great in the first quarter and then the second quarter was a fucking joke.  We had a kick off return for a touchdown and a muffed punt at the 10 yard line. Absolutely fucking moronic. Both teams couldn’t move the ball well. The defenses were all over both teams to start the game. Everything was looking so good in that first quarter. It was looking perfect. I thought I had an easy winner. It should’ve been 6-6 at half but instead it was at 23 points all because of stupidity. And I knew, I knew I was cooked. I will admit I was wrong on Liberty’s defense. They were fucking atrocious. New Mexico State did whatever they wanted however, they wanted to do it. I will admit I was wrong on that. But this game still should not have gone over. I also know how shit weekday football can be, and I still expected there not to be bullshit. I am better than that. I have too much experience too forget about that. Streak is over which hurts. I need to redeem myself tomorrow. I have to. I have to get this bad taste out of my mouth and win again. I can’t let a bullshit loss affect the rest of my week. Fuck. I’m sorry.

Lock: Blue Jays/Mariners U7 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Here we go. Back to baseball. I looked at weekday football again. I couldn’t do that to myself. I also hated the line movement. I looked at all the props in this game and I settled on just the under. The under is the best bet by far and away. This is the best bet on the board. The Blue Jays have to win this game. This is it for the Blue Jays. They have to win this game. Their season is on the line in this game. They have to unleash their bullpen to the max. The Mariners are not going to be as explosive as they were last game because the Blue Jays will use their entire bullpen. I think the Blue Jays can’t really hit that well against Kirby. Kirby has been a monster this postseason. He’s been really great. I expect that to continue today. I like Bieber on the other side. He’s a vet he’s experienced. I love both starting pictures. I love how they had to travel. I love the spot. It all makes sense. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Mariners U7 in 2/L3

Blue Jays U7 in 2/L3 when Bieber starts