Record: 41-37-4 (+1.6 units)
Recap:
Loser. That’s enough ice for me for a while. Not fun. Started off shit. Islanders were asleep. Two goals in the first period. One was a shorthanded goal. I saw enough after that. Of course it brought me back in to it in the second period just to fuck me in the third period. I knew it didn’t have a chance after the short handed goal. How do you start a game with a shorthanded goal? How do I avoid that? Where do the stats talk about short handed goals? They don’t. Because they’re fucking bullshit. Fucking moronic team. I understand losing but to lose because some fucking idiots who have a man advantage and they can’t control the puck. Fucking idiotic. I can’t touch the ice after this for a while. This is too scarring of a loss. NBA was shit too. I should’ve went to this shitty college football. Fucking shit. I’m sorry. Fuck.
Lock: Heat/Magic U218 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Fine. I’m doing it. I’m going to the NBA. I love this total. I couldn’t believe this total. When I saw it on the board, it spoke to me. It spoke to me because it makes so much sense. Two of the slowest teams from last year going at it. Going in it with way too high of a line. The Magic are pretty much the same team. The Heat are pretty much the same team. They both play slow defensive basketball. They should be competitive. Heat culture will always be competitive. And the Magic have the talent. I think this game barely breaks 200. That’s why I love it. If I saw the line last year, I would’ve loved it and I love it even more now to start the season. It’s a perfect spot. Two slow ass teams and it’s going to go under. I told myself I shouldn’t get into the NBA early, but I really love this pick. I really do. Give me this fucking under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Magic U218 in 6/L6