Record: 44-43-4 (-1.7 units)
Recap:
Winner. Easy. A joke of a line. They didn’t even break double digits. It was fucking easy. It was perfect. The Dolphins are dog shit and last week was a fluke. It was exactly as I had predicted. Tua was shit. He wasn’t actually as shit as I thought he would be but he was just shit enough. Everyone else on the Dolphins did their jobs fumbling the ball and missing field goals. It was splendid. The Ravens did just enough every drive to not let them get 7. Not a single touchdown and it was great. It was the perfect display of bend but don’t break. Mike was going for it on fourth downs too. Tua did his part on them in overthrowing his running back where he had the best Ravens defensive player on him. It was moronic and it was great. Massive win and now we have a streak. We now need to make it a run. A massive run.
Lock: UNC U22.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
We stay with dog shit. I love betting on dog shit. Do I even have to explain this pick? UNC is a disaster. They are absolute dog shit. They fumbled the upset at home and now have to travel to Syracuse on a shorter week. That is just one of the reasons why I love it. It’s a Bill Bellichick offense. He doesn’t know jack shit about offense and it has showed this season. Not to mention he had to address rumors of him leaving this week. This entire team is a train wreck. So you would think this line would reflect this but it doesn’t. They have only hit this over once this season and that shouldn’t change here. Feed me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U22.5 in 6/L7