Record: 46-46-4 (-2.9 units)
Recap:
Winner. We now can run. We have two wins in a row which means we can now build a streak. We have to go on a run. This one was perfect to start. Absolutely, perfect. Punt after punt. Shit field position after shit field position. Great defense and shit offense. It was perfect in the first half. We didn’t have a single point in the first quarter and only had two field goals at halftime. I have been doing this long enough to know that nothing is over in MACtion. I still would have lost my shit if this lost in the second half though. We had all of the bullshit and the defenses went to shit in the second half. A kick return and a fumble and really the defenses went to shit. It went big play after big play and I had to sweat the final two minutes. Thank fuck for the interception. Also, thank fuck for no garbage time TD’s because those fuckers on Ohio were trying to break for another TD. Can’t complain. We have a winner and now we need more. I must have more. I need to run.
Lock: Northern Illinois/Toledo U42.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I want more. I want more MACtion. These teams are fucking shite. Both of these offenses aren’t great. Northern Illinois offense is actually pretty fucking shite. Both of these defenses are good enough to get stops. This is another MACtion matchup ffs there isn’t going to be good football. I am expecting a lot of punts and defense. I want an exact replica of yesterday’s game outside of the second half bullshit. This matchup last year went way under and it’s going to happen again. We had two options and this is the better matchup. Feed me more football. Feed me shit MACtion. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in NIU’s 6/L8
Under in NIU’s 5/L6 in Week 11
Under in Toledo’s 5/L7 in MACtion