Record: 46-47-4 (-3.9 units)
Recap:
Loser. Terrible. Devastated. I got fucked by MACtion. Opening kickoff Touchdown. How bad do you have to be to have that happen to you? Fucking shite. It died because of that. The other game went fucking under too. Fucking terrible. I was one play away from winning this fucking bet. One play. You live by the MACtion. You die by the MACtion. This is one of those losses where you just have to take it. It fucking sucks but you just have to take it. It wasn’t a bad pick but it was just bad luck. Fuck. I need a run. I am begging for a run. I am sorry.
Lock: Raiders/Broncos U22.5 1H 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Here we go. Real fuckin football. Not some bullshit MACtion. I love MACtion but shit does it have a lot of bullshit. We have two teams I despise. No other way to say it. I hate both of these fucking teams. So this is an easy one to pick. I am picking a bet to root against both teams. I know the Broncos record is what it is but both of these teams are shit in my eyes. The Raiders offense is a joke. You handle Bowers and Jeanty and there offense is dead. I hate Nix. He isn’t good and the Broncos are only winning because of their defense. I have also noticed both teams suck in the first half. The Raiders suck no matter the half but the shit Broncos offense only turns up in the second half. Carroll will get this defense going to start the game. The Broncos defense will be the Broncos defense to start the game. This is the bet. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Broncos U22.5 in 4/L5 in the first half
Raiders U22.5 in 3/L3 in the first half