Record: 48-48-4 (-3.1 units)
Recap:
Winner. Wow. What a hit. I thought I was dead. I thought it was over in the first half. SDSU didn’t show up. I knew there offense wouldn’t show up but their defense and special teams was atrocious. I can’t believe I pulled this out of my ass without SDSU’s defense. In my mind they were the key in order for this bet to hit and they were almost the demise of it. They were terrible and couldn’t tackle for shit and left the deep ball wide open. I was fucked. I was even fucked to start the second half with a kickoff returned for a touchdown. Then magic happened. The game went to shit, it was perfect. Punt after punt. We did have another bullshit pick six but it was pretty solid after that. A lot of punts and we got saved by fumbles. Every time SDSU had a chance to score they fucked it with a fumble. It was really something special. I can’t believe I hit. I deserved it. After the bullshit I had yesterday I deserved today. I would have never guessed that SDSU as a TD favorite would lose outright but who the fuck cares. I need a run now.
Lock: Cardinals/Seahawks U45.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Here we go. I need to hit in the NFL. I need a winner. I am going with a game in the second slate. I feel like I get crushed in the first slate. I love this pick. Divisional game. Two teams that need to win in the most competitive divisional in football. The Cardinals have to win this game to keep any sort of playoff hopes alive. The Seahawks are fighting to win the division. Both defenses have to show up. We have Jacoby Brissett vs Sam Darnold. I love it. I love it all. I love betting divisional games because they are always close and both teams have a history. They know how to stop each other and they know how to play defense against each other. I love this under. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Cardinals/Seahawks U45.5 in 2/L3
U45.5 in Cardinals 4/L6