Record: 52-50-4 (-1.5 units)
Recap:
Loser. Fucking shite. I should have gone with the other game. Well, actually this one should not have lost. I was pretty on it with this one. I was glad I at least stayed away from the team total because I was right on that. They got the field goals as expected but they got the passing touchdown. He didn’t deserve to hit this over. He wasn’t good the entire game. He threw the ball behind the fucker on 3rd down and he somehow was able to catch it. The pass was so bad and he was so open it was bullshit. He went over his passing yards which I also contemplated taking. I was pretty much dead today. I needed to avoid this game and I couldn’t do it. It wasn’t an atrocious read but it obviously wasn’t good enough.
Lock: Purdue/Washington U51.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I want football. I need more football. I know it burned me yesterday but I can’t get enough. I love it. We are betting on two dog shit teams. Washington is out of it but their defense is still legit and will show up. Purdue is shit. I woke up today and looked at these lines and realized I really haven’t bet on Purdue this season. They were stellar for me last season and I haven’t taken advantage of their shitness this season. So we take advantage here. I love this bet. It’s the best total on the board. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🥪
Unbiased Stats:
Purdue U51.5 in 4/L5
Washington U51.5 4/L6