Record: 55-55-4 (-3.8 units)
Recap:
Seriously. What the fuck was that? What did I just watch? I can’t comprehend all of that bullshit. We had everything not go our way. We lose by a touchdown. Let’s go over what happened. We had two long drives to start with both teams converting every fucking 3rd and 4th down and scoring a touchdown. Not good. Then we had more long drives but we also had stupidity. You can’t have an under and also have a missed field goal taken back because some fucking idiot runs into the kicker and they score a touchdown on the drive. You can’t have that. You can’t have a million fucking fourth down conversions. We were pretty close to pacing at half so naturally down seven Bill sets up an onside kick. Bill Belichick called an onside down seven at half. Fucking nonce is too busy at cheerleading practices and has lost his fucking mind. That killed it. The defenses also giving up the biggest running lanes killed it. We even had a two point conversion kill it. Everything fucking killed it. I did not have a single thing go my way. The defenses were so shit. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I hate this shit. I am sorry.
Lock: Browns/Raiders U37 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Give me the most disgusting game on the board. Give me the matchup with the two worst franchises in the league. Give me a game with two atrocious offenses. Give me this low under. I am taking this under because you have to take this under. It is a must take. The Browns defense is good and they have shown that all year. Geno is shit and they will not be able to move the ball against this defense. The Raiders defense is just good enough to stop Sanders. I mean we are betting against Shedeur and Geno. How could you not love that? I love this spot. I love everything about this pick. I trust these defenses to get the job done. They have shown they can get the job done all season and today will be no different. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Browns/Raiders 7/L9
Raiders under has hit in 11/L16