Lunch Break Lock

Record: 59-56-4 (-1.2 units)

Recap:

Winner. Fucking close but a winner. It started great but then got fucked in the middle of the game. I mean that second quarter was fucking shite. It’s wasn’t fun in the third quarter. I needed help and a lot of it in the fourth quarter. We had very little room to work with in that final quarter. Thank fuck we got defense. The Packers defense stepped up big in that final quarter and saved my ass. They got all the stops and had just enough of the lead to make them go for it on fourth down. It was perfect. A much needed perfect fourth quarter. I needed that win. I needed something to go right on my Thanksgiving and this was it. Thank fuck for it. Now I need more.

Lock: Texas A&M/Texas U52.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I need a Black Friday winner. I have to have a Black Friday winner. I am going to college ball. I am going to the game in Texas. I like both of these defenses. Texas A&M has a really solid defense and I am not scared of Arch. Texas is going to get up for this game at home. They have to show up on defense with some pride and the state on the line. I think this line is way too high for this spot. I don’t see it breaking 50 and I am getting a couple extra points to work with as well. This line hasn’t been moving much which I also love. I think on both sides of the ball it makes sense to trust these defenses. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Texas A&M’s 4/L5 on the road against Texas

Under in Texas’ 4/L6 in November