Lunch Break Lock

Record: 65-57-4 (+3.3 units)

Recap:

Loser. Not fun. Never fun losing. I forgot what this felt like. I hate feeling like this. I did not miss this feeling. I was never getting an under in this game. Look at that dog shit score. My bet didn’t look terrible to start but then it opened up and everything was shit. I knew it was going to to be hard against Aubrey but it really is impossible against him. He adds nine points to a total he is that good. Dak wasn’t great but the Lions defense was so bad they made him look good. Not fun. I don’t miss this one bit. I wish I could just win forever. I am going to keep trying to do that. That run put us in positivity and now I have to build off of it. I have a lot more winning that has to be done.

Lock: Tulane U33.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Here we go. One game matters today. This game most likely decides who makes the playoff unless JMU wins 1,000-0. The nerves are going to be at an all time high. So why don’t I take the under. Well, UNT can score a lot and Tulane isn’t going to. They aren’t going to because Tulane’s Head Coach has been throwing a parade Gainesville and doesn’t give a shit about this game. He probably wants them to lose so he can go and focus on Florida. The players are probably out of it to watching their coach already at another college. I don’t know how they can execute at the same level they have been expecting all season with all of this going on. UNT’s defense also isn’t terrible and is competent. This line is too high for this spot. I love this spot for this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Tulane U33.5 in 8/12