Record: 66-59-4 (+2.2 units)
Recap:
Loser. I got the griddy right on my fuckin face. He had the game of his life. Dead wrong. He had a miraculous catch to start the game where he held on and it was dead after that. The game plan was to dish it to this pussy short all game. He even got a fucking touchdown. Griddying all over me. So fucking gross. Such a dogshit day. Everything went over. I really didn’t stand a chance today. I was fucked. I don’t even know where I could have really gone. Everything went over. Not a fun Sunday. Maybe the worst Sunday I have ever witnessed. So sad. So shit. Fuck.
Lock: Chargers U20.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Monday Night Football. Need to get back what we lost yesterday. Awful day yesterday. Absolutely terrible. I have to win today. We’re going with a team total. We’re betting on a defense to show up. This Eagle’s Defense has to show up. They just have to. They had more time off. They are going to be more rested. They are going to be firing on defense. This Chargers Offense is pretty average. It’s nothing crazy. They’re in a dome and I think the Eagles defense is going to play phenomenal. They’re going to be running all around the field. They have to get it right this game. They have to win here. They have had two extra days to prepare for it. They’re coming off a loss. They are going to be firing. Herbert is going to be average here. We are getting too many points in this spot. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Eagles 8th ranked defense in PPG allowed