Record: 67-61-4 (+1.1 units)
Recap:
Winner. A joke of a start but that’s not important. What is important is him being shit after the first quarter. He was draining early but then he went cold. OKC finally did their job and played defense on this fucker. He started hucking threes and began missing. It was wonderful. I had life in the second half. He was also playing the pick and roll perfectly and was getting all of the assists. He then couldn’t help himself. He relapsed. He made an absolutely dirty screen play on Holmgren and got ejected. Money. You could tell he was starting to check out and I thought he might get pulled but he ended up pulling himself out. Fucking brilliant. That nonce made a nonce play and it was perfect. We win. We stay in the green. This can’t be it. We have so much more to win.
Lock: Kirk Cousins U47.5 1Q Passing Yards 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Here we go. Thursday Night Football. A first quarter play? When it is the best play on the board you take it. You don’t question it and you just take it. Kirko is shit. He can’t throw. He has no power in his throws. I don’t care who he is throwing it too he simply can’t throw the ball. I think this Buccs defense is going to come out firing. They got embarrassed by one of the worst teams in the league and now they come out firing. They are going to be all over Kirk. They let the Saints get 24 on them and I think they are going to take that personally. They will come out hot. The Falcons are on a short week so they should run the ball early. Play it safe and run the ball and put it in the hands of the best player on the field and that’s it. That is what they will do to start. I think this line is way too high for this dog shit QB. I love an early bet. I also love taking bets that’s that haven’t gone over all year. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U47.5 1Q Passing Yards in 4/4 this season