Lunch Break Lock

Record: 68-66-4 (-3.0 units)

Recap:

Loser. We are on a run of bullshit. Was this a good pick? No. Did it tease the fuck out of me and make me enraged by utter bullshit? Yes. Fucking piece of shit Kolek. Absolute fucking loser. Fuck that piece of shit. Fuck the Knicks. Those fuckers could have ran out the clock. I turned it off after the Kolek bullshit layup and the Spurs hit a three to at least to not make me go crazy about the line movement. I looked at the score and Josh Hart scored again…. what an absolute piece of shit. Why the fuck were they running up the score there? Why? It doesn’t make any sense other than they are complete nonces. I know it wasn’t a great bet but to lose like that is horrendous. Kolek and the Knicks are dead to me. Fucking shite. Fuck them. Fuck this. Fuck. I am sorry.

Lock: ODU/USF U53 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Give me a shit bowl game. Give me a shit defensive bowl game. USF isn’t going to show up on offense. Golesh is gone and the OSU WR Coach isn’t in yet. It’s the interim who is in and is a defensive coach which means their defense should still be in tact. It also means their defense should be ready to go and he is going to put a emphasis on their defense. ODU is ODU. I don’t see how their offense can be prolific in this spot. I also think with USF’s departures on offense they should be able to stop them. It’s the perfect bowl scenario. I need a win bad here. Give me a fucking under please ffs. Under. Under. Under. For Underia

Unbiased Stats:

Under in ODU’s 5/L5

Under in USF’s 2/L2