Record: 80-79-4 (-7.8 units)
Recap:
Loser. Fucking shit. I am in shit with this double. Absolute fucking shit. Terrible fucking beat. I don’t give a shit they won. Ben Johnson is a fucking idiot. Own 32, 4th and 5 and they go for it. Absolutely brain dead. The analytics didn’t even say to go for it. That’s why it’s so dumb. There was no reason to do something so moronic. I am an analytics guy so the fact that they didn’t say go means it’s one of the dumbest decisions in history. With that we had 0 punts. 0 punts and we lose by a point. Thats how bad of a loss it is. The possessions were long they just couldn’t get off the field. It was so tragic. The Bears defense was also infuriating. Wide open fuckers all over the field. The best part is that to start the second half the Bears forced punts immediately. You just can’t make it up. It was the spot to take and I just got bent over and fucked. Terrible loss. A painful loss. Fuck. I am sorry.
Lock: Chargers/Patriots U45 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Have to have a winner. I have to stop losing. I hate losing. It’s the worst thing in the world. I have to stop this feeling. I am going with the basics. The basic under. That’s it. Nothing cute just the under. The Patriots had a cake walk to get to this spot and I think the playoffs with a rookie QB there offense will slow down in this spot. I also like the Chargers defense. The Chargers offensive line is a joke and the Patriots will get after him. Also, with the game in New England this LA team isn’t ready for the cold and had to travel across the country. It’s the best under on the board today. I love it. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Chargers’ 4/L5
Under in Chargers’ 5/L6 vs AFC opponents