Lunch Break Lock

Record: 89-83-4 (-3.7 units)

Recap:

Loser. Hooked. Fuckin hooked. It sucks. We were right there. I mean we weren’t for most of the game but then we were back in it. The Bonnies were awful. No fight. Terrible defense. It was disgusting. What was even more disgusting was Saint Louis shooting 70%+ from deep in the first half. That’s what cost us. That’s why we didn’t hit. We didn’t hit because these fuckers shot so well in the first half. They couldn’t miss and this game over by half. It hurts even more knowing we lost by one basket. One less three. If I would have waited to bet it by tip we would have been saved by a point. I got a shit line. I am in a position where I can’t wait but I should have. If I wait I hit. Some people hit this under. I love the system and this one was just fucked. Can’t have the ranked team shooting lights out to hit an under. just can’t have it. Fuck. Need to come back fighting tomorrow. Fuck. I am sorry.

Lock: Derrick Lewis/Waldo Cortes-Acosta U1.5 Rounds 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Let’s hit the UFC. A really nice card. You know where we are going. We go to the weight class that breeds unders. A weight class that finishes fights in the first round. It’s the Heavyweight Fight of the night. It’s two big boys going at it. Lewis can finish this in one. Waldo the favorite can finish this in one. Both have the power and the ability to end this one quick and they will end it kick. Both are in form to finish fights early. I love the pick. Give me the big boys on a Saturday to end this fight in the first round. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Lewis U1.5 in 4/L6

Waldo U1.5 in 2/L2