Lunch Break Lock

Record: 90-86-4 (-5.8 units)

Recap:

Loser. We are back in the hole. We are dying in a hole. What the fuck was that. I mean dead from the jump. It was the highest scoring game of the day. Fucking joke. It was 2OT but it barely went over in regulation. Why did it go over in regulation? Well because it was fucked. Notre Dame came out shooting lights out. They couldn’t miss to start especially from deep. I mean they were shooting way higher than their average so I was fucked. I can’t have a the dog shit team shooting way above their average. Simply can’t have it. It was also potentially rigged. I mean college basketball is by far and away the easiest to rig. This line jumped all the way to 145.5 right before tip after falling all the way down to 139.5. Why my that be the case? Because the fucking refs were in on it. Some of the softest calls I have ever seen in my life. I mean they were either rigging it or were just absolute pussios. I believe it was five fouls in the first three minutes. They weren’t even hiding the fix too with a lane violation on a missed free throw to start the game. I mean what the fuck. The refs combined with Notre Dame’s remarkable first half shooting killed it. Just look at the second half. Not that many points and that should have been the first half. The System went 2/4 so I can’t blame it. I should have went to the battle for Indiana instead of this dog shit. It was bullshit but it was also on me. Fuck. I have to stop the slide. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I am sorry.

Lock: Houston/TCU U137 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Not losing faith in the system. That was one of the first system losses this year and it was just some bad luck. We went with the little brother yesterday and now we pray that one of my favorite college basketball teams can get me out of this hole. Houston. They are the ranked team and they will play defense. I have no doubt in my mind that they will play defense. They always play defense. When you think of defense in college basketball you think of Houston. I am putting trust in the system and Houston. I love it. TCU is pretty mediocre. Not great but not terrible. They have a pretty solid defensive rating. They are also coming off of a track meet so I expect their legs to be a little drained. Again, I am not worried about their offense since they are going up against Houston. I just need their defense to show up. I really need their defense to show up. Please Houston save me. Please. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Houston’s 5/L7

Under in TCU’s 6/L7 on a Wednesday.