Lunch Break Lock

Record: 91-91-5 (-9.9 units)

Recap:

Loser. What did I just watch? I mean seriously. What the actual fuck did I just watch? I really lost that? 19 points to work with in the final two and half minutes. 19 points. 91 point second half. Some site had it 93% chance of covering the under. I am can’t comprehend that loss. I hate Indiana with an actual passion. I hate USC just as much. I can’t believe that just happened. I mean seriously. How the fuck did that just happen? I can’t believe fouling with a 1:30 left almost worked for Indiana. Absolutely dead to me though for doing that. Dead. No respect for the game. USC giving up 3’s and dumb fouls gave them a chance. They were just as idiotic. I can’t believe it. I was never winning with that fouling. Never. That fucker too putting up a two with 2 seconds left down six. Fuck him. Absolute fuck. I could have at least pushed. I am in literal shock right now. I can’t comprehend that. How did that just happen? This is why Underia is crumbling. I am about to be bankrupt because of shit like this. I knew USC was going to win. The under should have really hit too. I can’t believe I lost. How am I typing up a losing post right now? How? How did that just happen. My blood is fucking boiling right now. I can’t comprehend those final two minutes. How did USC not put it away. How did Indiana do that. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Lock: UCF/Houston U147.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

It’s not the system. Technically it’s in a way opposite of the system. I need Houston to pull through for me here. This number is just way too fucking high. Way too high. I had to take it. Getting damn near 150 points on a Houston total seems like cheating. I had to do it. I know they fucked me a week ago but surely they can’t do that to me here. They are playing against a fast side and Houston knows how to stop those offenses. Control the pace and play Houston basketball. I am starting to question my love for college basketball after yesterday. I really need some life with Houston. I can’t go down double digits. My mind is really starting to go. I need Houston to clutch up for me here. Dominate UCF and play defense. Please. I need this for my sanity. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in UCF/Houston 5/L7

Under in UCF’s 7/L9

Under in UCF’s 5/L6 on the road

Under in Houston’s 6/L9