Record: 93-91-5 (-8.1 units)
Recap:
Winner. That is how you do the association. It wasn’t pretty but it hit. Terrible first half. Really, really bad second quarter. That fucking guy Spencer who was a former lacrosse player was going off. He had a career high and he was about to fuck me. Thank fuck for that second half. It was beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. There was defense. They were missing shots. It was perfect. It was a perfect second half. The bench players finally started missing. Spencer started missing. People were missing wide open shots. There was just enough defense. It was perfect. Absolutely perfect. Slight scare late with the Warrior somehow almost forcing overtime. Then they won it in regulation after being down 14. Thank fuck this didn’t go overtime. That would’ve been heartbreaking. It didn’t. We get a win in the association. Starting to feel really good in the association. We’re still down a shit ton but we are fighting to get back.
Lock: Clippers/Kings U222.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Sticking with the association. We are going with two battered teams. One team that has essentially started the rebuild at the trade deadline and the other that has been rebuilding since the start of the season. Nobody’s going to score. The Clippers are done for outside of Kawhi. They can’t score and they traded everyone. The Kings are utter dog shit. They are playing for the lottery. Both teams won’t score. Both teams play slower basketball. We are getting a lot of points. It’s exactly what I want to see in an under. I love this spot. I need to keep winning. I have a massive hole to dig myself out of. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Clippers/Kings 6/L8
U222.5 in Clippers 5/L7
Under in Kings 3/L5