Lunch Break Lock

Record: 96-94-5 (-8.3 units)

Recap:

Loser. Fucking shit. Fucking dumbass refs… again. 20 fouls in the first half. Can’t come back from that. The pace wasn’t bad. The defense wasn’t bad. Both teams didn’t score for like 3 minutes a piece and yet I was still dead in the first half. Absolute fucking joke. I don’t know what to do about it. Another fucking game where I get rinsed by the refs. I mean 20 fouls in one half is a joke. What is happening to the sport I love? I love college more than the NBA because of the physicality and these fucking shit head refs are taking that from us. It has to stop. I am fucked again. I guess I need to dig deeper into these refs. I can’t be having this bullshit affect me. It’s costing me units and it has to stop. Its bullshit but I need to do more to avoid the bullshit. I knew the system would be fucked too. It went 1-2 and the only one that hit was Georgia/Florida which feels like burning money taking those teams. I obviously should have done it though. Fuck. I am fucked. Fuck I am sorry.

Lock: Tennessee Martin/Lindenwood U146.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

This is a big one. Everyone is talking about this game. I decided to follow the crowd and take the under in this game. Seriously, we are in the weeds today. There wasn’t a system on the board but with college basketball there is a lot of games to work with. I am of course known as an Ohio Valley Conference expert so I have the pick. We have the best team in the conference against a mid team in the conference. This matchup has already has happened this year and it was much lower than this total. Tennessee Martin has a top five ranked defensive rating in the country. They are going to control this game defensively. Lindenwood likes to run and Tennesse Martin will not all them too. They are going to dictate this game defensively and slow this shit down because they are better. I am getting a top five defense in the country and I am getting more that 140 points. I love it. I haven’t gotten really into the weeds in college basketball and we do that here. I love watching a game and knowing I am one of five people watching it. That is what makes college basketball the best. You can watch a game where ten people watch it and they could still be the big dance. I love this pick. I knew when I woke up today that I would so fucking excited to watch Tennesse Martin take on Lindenwood. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U146.5 in Tennessee Martin/Lindenwood 2/L3

Under in Tennessee Martin’s 5/L5