Record: 103-112-5 (-21.0 units)
Recap:
Loser. Let’s switch it up. Let’s look at the positives. I could be 50 units down. I have the ability to lose 20 units. I live in a country that has college basketball. I can afford to watch college basketball. I have a tremendous hobby where I get to lose money every day. I could be dead. I guess that could be a positive or a negative. Fuck. The under hits and I have a spread. It was a miraculous under but an under is an under and I didn’t have it. I took the spread of a team that was favored and beat the other team twice. Somehow it was dead in the first five minutes. Furman ran away with it and I didn’t stand a chance. Not even a sweat. I forgot to factor in one part of the craziness of March. Furman has two Bowsers on the team and if that isn’t March I don’t know what is. They also are the 5th tallest team in the country. Peopl are going to love those two things as a possible Cinderalla story. That’s what cost me. I took a long look in the mirror after this game and I asked myself what the fuck am I doing? I don’t have an answer. I am down 20 units. Something has to give. I am putting in the work. It just has to turn around. I have to keep fighting.
Lock: Siena/Merrimack U126 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I saged my room. I saged my phone. I saged my laptop. I saged myself. It has to work. I feel great about this one. What did we see yesterday? We saw Conference Championship games go under. It is going to keep happening this entire week. I will be playing every conference championship game moving forward. These games breed defense and in neutral arenas it creates a lot of missed shots. I don’t give a fuck that this total is low. It’s going lower than this line. This game isn’t breaking 120. It’s two teams that are in the bottom ten in terms of pace in the country. Two teams that have to win. Their entire season is on the line. One gets in the tourney and the other gets fuck all. It’s March and I am doing everything I can to get a win. We get a win right here. Give me this under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Siena’s 5/L5
Under in Siena’s 5/L6 in March
Under in Merrimack 11/L16 as the favorite