Lunch Break Lock

Record: 112-115-5 (-15.9 units)

Recap:

Loser. Another infuriating loss in March. It was terrible. Absolutely fucking terrible. We lost by a single basket. I have no fucking clue what A&M was doing on defense. No clue. They were pressing Houston? Who the fuck presses Houston? Absolute fucking imbeciles. It was a ref show in the first half too. It was a ref show for the entire game but the first half was horrific. Soft foul after soft foul and A&M had 10 fouls with ten minutes to go. I can’t believe we lost by a bucket. We had A&M not score for six minutes but we never got the Houston scoring drought. The play was the team total for A&M. I just really thought they wouldn’t be brain dead on defense but they were brain dead on defense. This one fucking hurts. Shit loss. Still a lot of tourney left to make a run. I need it back tomorrow.

Lock: Iowa 1H U 31.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Give me Florida’s defense. They can run and play defense. The tournament is all about learning from the first game and taking it into the second game. Iowa beat Clemson but they weren’t anything special. They also play slow as shit. They have to try and play slow as shit against Florida which is hard to do. Florida is better than Iowa at everything. I trust Florida to come out firing after beating a team by 50. They have the experience and talent to shutdown Iowa. Iowa doesn’t have the pace to go over 30 in the first half. They also don’t have the talent to keep up with Florida. They have been struggling to start games hot recently. It all points to the under. Give me this fucking under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U31.5 in 4/L5