Lunch Break Lock

Record: 114-118-5 (-18.1 units)

Recap:

Winner. Wow. That’s why you fight. That’s why you never give up hope. You fight until the end. We got there in the end. Michigan finally woke up on defense in the second half. They suffocated Alabama. I mean what a difference in the second half. Alabama was draining everything in the first half and Michigan was playing shit defense. 96 points at half. I still got there. Thank fuck for that second half. The defense was perfect. The missed shots were perfect. The pace after Michigan got the lead was perfect. The missed free throws by Michigan was perfect. It all had to be perfect after that first half and it was. I never gave up after almost giving up 100 points in the first half. What a rush. Massive win. I needed to get there and I got there. Thank fuck for all of those points. I must have more.

Lock: Iowa/Illinois U138.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Elite 8 time. Time for some more defensive basketball. We have two teams that are as slow as shit. They play defense. They are in the same conference. They played each other once but it barely went over this number. That game wasn’t in a neutral arena. It wasn’t with everything on the line. It wasn’t for a chance for a final four appearance. This has all of that. There just has to be more defense because of it. I am getting so many points and I love it. I love Iowa’s defense and pace. I love Illinois defense and pace. I love this spot for the under. It’s going to be tight and it’s going to be close. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Iowa’s 5/L5 on a Saturday

Illinois under in 2/L2