Record: 116-120-5 (-18.3 units)
Recap:
Loser. Not fun. It’s never fun losing. I guess I should have stuck with baseball. I gave it a quick look and found a NRFI I liked and then thought I needed more data. Of course it hit. I was scared and being a scared pussio cost me. I went with a game that was shit. Utter fucking shit. The highest scoring game on the board and I took the under. It doesn’t get worse than that. We had a great start. A perfect first fifteen minutes. The line dropped to 4.5 and then that was it. Shit and then more shit. Somehow we had two goals in the last five minutes of the first period. Can’t have that after winning the first 15. Second period was just as shit. 4 goals in the second and that’s it. That’s all she fucking wrote. Two teams battling for a playoff spot and both decided to not play defense. Nothing else to really say. It was a bad, bad read. Can’t predict dumb ass hockey. Not a fan at all. Fucking shit. Fuck. Back to back losses and I am hurting again. Fuck I am sorry.
Lock: Pirates/Reds U7.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I want some early baseball. I couldn’t pass up early baseball. This is how I found the bet. I looked at the board. I saw early games. I looked at the games. I couldn’t believe the price I was getting with these two on the mound. We have two teams that aren’t great at hitting the ball against two pitchers I like. Skenes is Skenes. He is one of the best pitchers in baseball and throws lights out. Abbott is a pretty solid pitcher who I can trust to get some outs against the shite Pirates. It is the perfect combo and perfect set up for an under. I couldn’t believe I was getting this many runs in this spot with the pitching and the teams. We are getting a great number early in lunch and we are going to capitalize off of it. Give me this fucking under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Pirates/Reds 10/L14
Under in Pirates 5/L7