Lunch Break Lock

Record: 120-130-6 (-24.7 units)

Recap:

Loser. Not fun. Shit. I did not miss this feeling. This feels terrible. The other game went under. This game had 0 defense. All this game did was make me miss college basketball. This game was so shit. It was shit because it lost and teased me a little in the first half. Kawhi and Curry weren’t even that good in the first half but the shit head role players couldn’t miss. It was fucked. In the second half the stars and the role players couldn’t miss. We had a million easy shots and I was dead. Fuckin dead. The first game went under. It was right there. I thought we would get at least get one and we did and I picked the wrong one. I picked the one with the history of going under and the slower pace and that didn’t mean shit. I did not miss losing it’s the fucking worst. I just feel like such an idiot. I hate this. I am stuck in such a deep hole and I am trying everything to get out. Fuck. I am sorry.

Lock: Angels U1.5 in F5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Let’s do it again. I am trusting the pitching. I am trusting one of the best pitchers in the league to get the job done here. It’s an early one. I like Fried in this spot he is great. The Angels aren’t great against LHP’s. The Angels were shit to end the game yesterday and couldn’t hit. I am expecting the cold bats to continue in this game. I looked at Fried’s props because I love him here but the problem is they let him go long. I am not having that with this bet. We get Fried to put on a clinic in the F5. We pray for good Yankee fielding. We get this under. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Fried U1.5 RA in F5 in 3/L4